strongbad_email.exe

You never seen anything quite like these buttons!

(N.B. - The idea for this post is not mine. I saw Bill and Anna Friday night and she had read my last. As I told her more of the story, she said I reminded her of Strong Bad, and so, here we are. The following is obviously paraphrased.)

]Dear Astrowahoo,
You are so smart. I am not smart. Teach me about stars?
Sincerely,
Lack of Confidence, Maryland

a>Dear Lacking, My brother told me every day for the past week that I had not emailed you. To shut him up, I am emailing you. We live in a city, you can't see the stars. And the gift you sent me through him when I didn't respond right away? I already have one. Good luck growing a pair. Hoping we're done here, Astrowahoo.

]Dear Astrowahoo,
Thanks for your response, no worries it's over a week in coming, I will email you back the same night. I hear you like the zoo. Teach me about animals? Also, want to come over to my house for dinner a month from now? It will take me that long to think of something to say to you.
Hope to hear from you soon,
LC

]Dear Astrowahoo,
Only days ago, I asked about the zoo. Do we still have hipo there? My favorite. Hipos walk funny and make me think of Eeyore. Cute. Also, yay Friday.
Hope to hear from you soon,
LC

So, until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you, I mean, answer them.

I'm not emailing him back - I just can't. He misspelled hippo and spelled Eeyore correctly. I didn't even know how to spell Eeyore, and not being a 7-year-old girl, I'm not looking for a guy whose favorite cartoon character is a Disney creation.

The worst of it is, Momola read my last as a sigh over singledom, rather than a celebration that I'm not tied to an idiot. So, let's lay it out there - I'm glad I'm not tied to an idiot! Idiots often come with girl-motions and require long discussions about feelings and mush in between moments of extreme stupidity. Here's to finding a non-idiot, who doesn't take himself or me too seriously, with whom I can goof off and get laid. Until then? Bars. And batteries.